‘Your new squeeze Darren can pay [the bills] now’: Meal-ticket boyfriend gets the ultimate payback on a cheating ex, leaving her with 3 months of unpaid bills

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    "When I moved out, I presented her with a pile of unpaid bills (including 3 missed mortgage payments)"
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    Posted by u/HoraceorDoris 9 hours ago I wasn't allowed a £1 air freshener but expensive face creams were a necessity I had an ex who bought a house and asked me to move in with her. She then decided that the job we both did was "too much" and quit without consulting me, meaning that I had to pay her mortgage.
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    She then got a job at a supermarket, filling shelves on minimum wage, at around 1/5th of her original earnings. Money was tight, but we survived. Walking around town a few months later, I decided to buy a Homer Simpson air freshener for £1, only to be told that we
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    couldn't afford something so frivolous - we should only buy necessities. Fair enough, i put it back and that was that. When we got home, we emptied the shopping out and there were 2 small jars of face cream that cost over £50 each. I picked one up and asked "necessity?" and was told yes, do you want me to look like a hag?!
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    I started planning my escape there and then. I spoke to a solicitor and he basically told me that the bad news was that nothing was in my name, but the good news was that nothing was in my name. I stopped paying all the bills including the mortgage and a few weeks later, I found out she was also cheating on me! I begged her to let me
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    stay for a few more weeks until I found somewhere else (ended up being 6 weeks) and promised to keep paying the bills until I left. When I moved all my stuff out, I presented her with a pile of unpaid bills (including 3 missed mortgage payments) and told her that her new squeeze Darren the security guard can pay them.
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    If she'd just been honest and not used me as a meal ticket, I would have been happy to pack up and move out you Jo, you deserved it
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    blablablablaparrot - 8 hr. ago Brilliant! But... You left out the best part when you tell a story like this. 1. How did she react when you presented her with those unpaid bills??? Also, do you know what her situation is now?
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    HoraceorDoris OP - 7 hr. ago I think shocked pikachu would cover the look. Walked away and didn't look back, but I do know Darren didn't last long Reply Share 413 blondeheartedgoddess 5 hr. ago Of course he didn't last. Darren couldn't keep up with the bills and likely bought the Homer Simpson air freshener.
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    Cuchullion 5 hr. ago Because he went from the 'side piece' to the 'meal ticket', and if he had the sense God gave a goose he bounced shortly after that. 63 Reply Share janted 92 2 hr. ago I like to say "the sense god gave an animal cracker", but now I'm going to switch it up occasionally and use goose, thanks!
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    HotActivity 7943 - 9 hr. ago You did well eshe definitely got what she had coming to her. 137 Reply Share Calgaris Rex 4 hr. ago *SHE HAD IT COMIN'!*♫ 24 Reply Share Loud-Version-8663 4 hr. ago She only had herself to blame
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    DynkoFromTheNorth 8 hr. ago Awesome! Did she end up sinking into a lot of debt for that? 48 Reply Share HoraceorDoris OP. 7 hr. ago Don't know. Her parents probably sorted it out. Her dad contacted me at work and asked when I would be paying "my share". I told him I thought I had already paid enough.
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    DynkoFrom The North - 7 hr. ago And he left it at that, I hope? Realising that neither of them had a legal leg to stand on? 13 Reply Share HoraceorDoris OP. 7 hr. ago A couple of threats, but nothing came of it. I'm sure he got her version of events, but I never explained anything to him, I just dropped the rope
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    Tractorface123 - 4 hr. ago Tell me you bought the Homer Simpson air freshener afterwards 44 Reply Share Severe_Assignment943 5 hr. ago Stellar revenge!!

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